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    Pure Redneck Crate

    This crate is pure redneck. It gets wrapped up with a handmade bow and preserved juniper.

    • Wild Boar Summer Sausage
    • Redneck Wild Boar Barbecue Sauce: Puts the charge in your barbecue. Sue-eeee! This stuff will have your squealing in delight.
    • Redneck Hot Chipotle Peanuts: Nut bust'n, dick rais'n, belly scratch'n...They'll have you snort'n and fart'n with delight!
    • Redneck Sweet Lips Cinnamon Roasted Almonds. The sweetest nuts she'll ever taste! Get your dentures glued in tight cuz you'll want to crunch'm all night long.
    • Zippidy-do-da mustard