This box has essential supplies for any redneck huntin' camp. Good stuff for snackin, cooking' and laughin', just in case the huntin' ain't that great. This box will put a smile on any face.
- Fartless Chili Makins'
- Wild Boar Summer Sausage (real wild boar with pork added) Note: Wild boar is only available in the fall and winter months. We will substitute elk summer sausage in the spring and summer.
- Zippity-Do-Da Redneck Mustard. Zips up fresh roadkill. Conditions your whiskers for after meal smuchin! Keeps the bugs out of your trailer. This hot mustard will put a swag in your sag!
- Growling Bear Hot Barbecue Sauce. IT BITES! Hotter than a grizzlies breath on the back of your neck. So hot - It starts cooking your meat when you put it on.
- Redneck Hunter's Popcorn (camo colored and root-beer flavored). The only pop bigger than double ought shot. Crunch loud enough to bring in the big buck.
- Buckshot (jalapeno flavored popped wheat). More kick than a 10 gauge, and hot enough to start the ol' lady's engine.
- Redneck Cord of Wood
- Redneck Flashlight