A wood outhouse box, 15" x 7" x 8" with a real working door, filled with humorous "Fartless" products. This gift gets wrapped up with raffia and real pine, and is sure to get a giggle.

• "Fartless" Chili Makins
• "Hunter's Popcorn Rootbeer Float Flavor

"If you frequently pollute the air
Have some faith and don't despair
Our fartless wipe may help you out
But if it fails don't you pout
So every time you hear that sound
Be sure to have some wipe around
Some like it soft, some like it rough
We just hope that there is enough" 
Sincerely, The Old Fart