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Manly Man's Tool Kit
Manly Man's Tool Kit
$69.95

This "tool kit" is the perfect gift for...well, you know who they are! A real wood tote, a couple of 22-ounce IPA's, with a built-in opener that can be attached. Everything you need in one place, no electricity required.

  • Idaho IPA 22 oz beer
  • Edge IPA 22 oz beer
  • Bottle opener to be attached to side 
  • Ridge to Rivers Nuts
  • Fartless Chilli

"You know I'm going to do it, I've told you that before. Just as soon as I'm not busy, so don't ask me anymore. When you're hounding me about it, I find it bothersome and rude. It can keep until tomorrow or until I'm in the mood. You must be patient now you see, and wait for me to do it. It's sure to be sooner or later, or when I get a round-tu-it."

Directions for Use:

1)Open Beer (Use the opener on the tool box, not yer teeth).

2) Drink Beer

3) Eat Nuts

4) Repeat

5) Repeat steps 1 and 2.