Redneck Huntin' Camp Supply Box
This box has essential supplies for any redneck huntin' camp. Good stuff for snackin, cooking' and laughin', just in case the huntin' ain't that great. This box will put a smile on any face.
- Fartless Chili Makins'
- Roadkill Summer Sausage (real antelope and rabbit with beef added).
- Wild Boar Summer Sausage (real wild boar with pork added) Note: Wild boar is only available in the fall and winter months. We will substitute elk summer sausage in the spring and summer.
- Zippity-Do-Da Redneck Mustard. Zips up fresh roadkill. Conditions your whiskers for after meal smuchin! Keeps the bugs out of your trailer. This hot mustard will put a swag in your sag!
- Growling Bear Hot Barbecue Sauce. IT BITES! Hotter than a grizzlies breath on the back of your neck. So hot - It starts cooking your meat when you put it on.
- Redneck Hunter's Popcorn (camo colored and root-beer flavored). The only pop bigger than double ought shot. Crunch loud enough to bring in the big buck.
- Buckshot (jalapeno flavored popped wheat). More kick than a 10 gauge, and hot enough to start the ol' lady's engine.