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Redneck Ultimate Gift Box Collection
Redneck Ultimate Gift Box Collection
$94.95

This box offers everything but the kitchen sink in this gourmet Redneck Ultimate Gift Box Collection. Not only are the products made from the finest ingredients, but they have jokes on the container as well. Perfect for any occasion, this box will put a smile on any face.

  • Venison Summer Sausage (real venison with beef added).
  • Wild Boar Summer Sausage (real wild boar with pork added) Note: Wild boar is only available in the fall and winter months. We will substitute elk summer sausage in the spring and summer.
  • Zippity-Do-Da Redneck Mustard. Zips up fresh roadkill. Conditions your whiskers for after meal smuchin! Keeps the bugs out of your trailer. This hot mustard will put a swag in your sag!
  • Doctor Redneck HorseRASH Sauce (Horseradish sauce). Prescription: Take twice daily. Spread on any wild game. Some side affects may occur: Flared nostrils and bulging eye balls. Twice a day keeps the vet away. Relieves Toe-ly-oosis, Ass-Whoopin Syndrome, and Itchy Wang-Wang!
  • Bigfoot Scat (buttery, nutty candy) Proof of Existence!
  • Redneck Hot Chipotle Peanuts: Nut bust'n, dick rais'n, belly scratch'n...They'll have you snort'n and fart'n with delight!
  • Redneck Sweet Lips Cinnamon Roasted Almonds. The sweetest nuts she'll ever taste! Get your dentures glued in tight cuz you'll want to crunch'm all night long.
  • Redneck Hunter's Popcorn (camo colored and root-beer flavored) The only pop bigger than double ought shot. Crunch loud enough to bring in the big buck.
  • Big Bad Bubba's Bait Biz (jalapeno flavored popped wheat).Grab a cold one cuz your lips'll start on fire. After a few you aint gunna care about fishin. WARNING: Wash your hand after pee'n!
  • Bottom Feeders (chocolate rocks and gummy fish)
  • Genuine Giant Porcupine Pellets (Almond Toffee) These porcupine pellets are a sure sign the giant spindly creatures are alive and roaming the woods.
  • Bloated Beaver Bites (S'mores Candy)  These harvested succulent beaver bites are plump and sweet. We gather only the most scrumptious discarded droplets from the forest floor.
  • Redneck White Trash Snack Mix (white chocolate covered snack mix). Choice morsels hand picked from only the best trash cans. A surprise in every bite.