A trash gift, to be sure, but perfect for your favorite "trashy" redneck! Clean and shiny (sorry about that!), and filled with gifts any dumpster diver will appreciate.
- White Trash (white-chocolate coated snack mix) A surprise in every bite! Choice morsels hand-picked from only the best trash cans! Our dumpster-divers are professionals.
- Raccoon Roadkill Bites (nutty buttery candy)(Pealed right off the tire! Fried from the heat of the tail pipe)
- Giant Porcupine Pellets (almond toffee)(These Porcupine Pellets are a sure sign the giant spindly creatures are alive and roaming the woods)