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Redneck Trash Can
Redneck Trash Can

A trash gift, to be sure, but perfect for your favorite "trashy" redneck!  Clean and shiny (sorry about that!), and filled with gifts any dumpster diver will appreciate. 

  • White Trash (white-chocolate coated snack mix) A surprise in every bite!  Choice morsels hand-picked from only the best trash cans!  Our dumpster-divers are professionals.
  • Raccoon Roadkill Bites (nutty buttery candy)(Pealed right off the tire! Fried from the heat of the tail pipe)
  • Giant Porcupine Pellets (almond toffee)(These Porcupine Pellets are a sure sign the giant spindly creatures are alive and roaming the woods)