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Redneck Supper
Redneck Supper

These down-home vittles will satisfy your favorite redneck and you'll be gettin' a great big redneck thank you!

  • Redneck Buffalo Chips - Weed Free!  All natural, sun-baked and aged to perfection!  Make sure yer teeth are in before eatin' these crispy chips!
  • Fire in the Hole Salsa (Danger: Explosive when consumed! Smoking in the outhouse is not recommended!)
  • "Fartless" Chili Makin's. Are you a chili lover who suffers from the unsociable side effects of eating good chili? Then try my Fartless recipe, it just might help. But if it doesn't, what the heck, may all yours be quiet little ones.
  • Wild Boar Summer Sausage (real wild boar with pork added.)
  • Zippity-Do-Da Redneck Mustard Zips up fresh roadkill. Conditions your whiskers for after meal smuchin! Keeps the bugs out of your trailer. This hot mustard will put a swag in your sag.
  • Bloated Beaver Bites (S'mores Candy). These harvested succulent beaver bites are plump and sweet. We gather only the most scrumptious discarded droplets from the forest floor.
  • White Trash (white-chocolate coated snack mix) A surprise in every bite!  Choice morsels hand-picked from only the best trash cans!  Our dumpster-divers are professionals.
  • Raccoon Roadkill Bites (nutty buttery candy) Pealed right off the tire! Fried from the heat of the tail pipe.