This box includes some of our most popular items all boxed up and ready to ship. This makes a great gift for a boss or a business gift.
- Redneck Briefcase (Men's underwear sewn closed with a wood handle attached)
- "Ball Buster" Red Wine
- Venison Summer Sausage
- Redneck Sweet Lips Cinnamon Roasted Almonds (The sweetest nuts she'll ever taste)
- Buckshot (jalapeno flavored popped wheat snack)(More kick than a 10 gage, and hot enough to start the old lady's engine)
- 12 lunch size paper bags with directions for use. Great for a laugh!
Keeps B.S. from spreading
1. Place mouth over open bag.
2. Begin "talking." The B.S. will naturally flow.
3. When full, shut bag and dispose. Makes great fertilizer. Spread around political rallies, hunting and fishing camps, and lawyers offices.
1. Wear high top boots when using.
2. Use shovel in case of overflow. If backhoe needed, say your prayers.
Note: Overuse may enhance the ability of natural bullshitters.
Keep away from children. This product stimulates the flow of B.S. Be careful when giving it to someone already full of it - especially politicians, fishermen, hunters, in-laws, and lawyers!