12 lunch size paper bags with directions for use. Great for a laugh!
Keeps B.S. from spreading
1. Place mouth over open bag.
2. Begin "talking." The B.S. will naturally flow.
3. When full, shut bag and dispose. Makes great fertilizer. Spread around political rallies, hunting and fishing camps, and lawyers offices.
1. Wear high top boots when using.
2. Use shovel in case of overflow. If backhoe needed, say your prayers.
Note: Overuse may enhance the ability of natural bullshitters.
Keep away from children. This product stimulates the flow of B.S. Be careful when giving it to someone already full of it - especially politicians, fishermen, hunters, in-laws, and lawyers!